Oops! I Did It Again...

"Should I maybe not have said that?"

Please don’t think for one moment that this blog is going to be nothing more than slagging off exes (unless of course that’s what you want, in which case drop a comment below). There will of course be a little bit of that… but the moral of that story (and I can thank a very good friend for this) is “Don’t be a dick if you don’t want to have people tell you you’ve been a dick when they hear about your behaviour”. Guys, you have been warned.

But while I’m not a completely callous witch, I'd be lying if I suggested I'd always been a perfect little angel. For instance, I could tell you about the time I cheated on my boyfriend with my housemate, or that time I dumped a boy over the phone giving him all sorts of feeble excuses, assuring him it had nothing to with “that guy Tom” when he asked if it had anything to do with “that guy Tom”, only for me to be boyfriend/girlfriend with “that guy Tom” two weeks later, or that time I broke up with a boy by telling him I was a lesbian, only to then jump in bed with his housemate, who was a boy and very definitely not a girl.

…To make that last one even more awkward, I didn’t even have sex with the guy I broke up with, he only ever went down on me. Thankfully (for me at least) he gracefully accepted it and moved on. What would I have even said if he’d questioned it, “I’m sorry, your tongue is too masculine”? #Awks

I can’t fix past mistakes, but I Brownie Guide promise to be a little more honest in future – tactfully of course. Either that or I’ll just pop them a link to this blog and then ghost them!